b-ak3d:

big-bad-wolf-fitness:

paragonpostcards:

hellapugs:

when shots are fired but you have a good comeback




and the other comes like “Ohh, don’t kill me

b-ak3d:

big-bad-wolf-fitness:

paragonpostcards:

hellapugs:

when shots are fired but you have a good comeback

and the other comes like “Ohh, don’t kill me

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trust-me-im-satan:

when people start getting close to your friends

image

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The Fault In Our Stars by John Green (Page 280)

Hazel: Touch the cave wall.
Computer: You touch the cave wall. It is moist.
Isaac: Lick the cave wall.
Computer: I do not understand. Repeat?
Hazel: Hump the moist cave wall.
Computer: You attempt to jump. You hit your head.
Isaac: Not jump. HUMP.
Computer: I don't understand.
Isaac: Dude, I've been alone in the dark in this cave for weeks and I need some relief. HUMP THE CAVE WALL.
Computer: You attempt to ju-
Hazel: Thrust pelvis against the cave wall.
Computer: I do not-
Isaac: Make sweet love to the cave.
Computer: I do not-
Hazel: FINE. Follow left branch.
Computer: You follow the left branch. The passage narrows.
Hazel: Crawl.
Computer: You crawl for one hundred yards. The passage narrows.
Hazel: Snake crawl.
Computer: You snake crawl for thirty yards. A trickle of water runs down your body. You reach a small mound of rocks blocking your passageway.
Hazel: Can I hump the cave now?
Computer: You cannot jump without standing.
Isaac: I dislike living in a world without Augustus Waters.
COmputer: I don't understand-
Isaac: Me neither. Pause.

Q
If we don't see any gooey/mushy reunions in BoO, I will scream. If we do, I will squeal for hours on end. Who else agrees?
Anonymous
A

annabethisterrified:

ME

evryone


Q
Best feeling in the world?
Anonymous
A

precumming:

eating a Reese’s peanut buttercup then chugging a cold glass of milk


peetagavemebread:

Colton watched TFIOS

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psychofactz:

More Facts on Psychofacts :)

Proving girls are better

psychofactz:

More Facts on Psychofacts :)

Proving girls are better



pokeballssohard:

pokeballssohard:

So one of my friends was having a party at his house, and this one guy was being a total dick and my friend wanted him to leave. My friend was pretty drunk, and apparently the other guy was hopped up majorly on coke, and the guy was refusing to leave so it turned into a fight except this guy goes crazy and pulls out a knife and STABS MY FRIEND TWELVE FUCKING TIMES, puncturing both of his lungs and leaving stab wounds on my friends lower stomach, back, and neck and my fiance was HOLDING HIS BLEEDING OUT WOUNDS AND CALLING 911 

And yeah it was pretty touch and go for a bit there but my friend made a full recovery and came home yesterday so my fiance and I got him this cake. 

He loved it.

C’mon guys. My friend got stabbed and we got him a sorry you got stabbed cake.

I told him I’d make him internet famous, don’t let me down guys.

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ineedmorelube:

trarnp:

ineedmorelube:

wakey wakey eggs and bakey

but I’m a vegan

wakey wakey vegetables

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